February 2009
49 posts
Remember when people used to type...
barelysarcasm:
somethingsnarky:britches:
…’Hehe’ instead of ‘Haha’. ‘Hehe’ is like the Myspace of typed conversation. RIP.
That’s coz “hehe” sounds pervy.
OH SHIT - is that true? I’m fucking square. Oh well, are you going to stop me from saying “hehe” or from molesting? Because you can’t stop both.
I always thought it was beyond pervy because I think of it in my head as...
January 2009
58 posts
2am lexicon ch4t.
Jac: also, to the vibrator question, weird that you would tell me.
Chelsea: i meant a foot massager
Jac: yup
Chelsea: my feets be throbbing
Jac: get one of those at-home footspa shits
Chelsea: that would be sweet
Jac: footspa sounds like hutzpah
Chelsea: haha kinda
Jac: chutzpah
Jac: xxxxxxxxutzpah
Chelsea: holy shit!
Chelsea: look at all those zpah words!
Jac: zipah words
Chelsea: tzpag
Chelsea: tzpah
Jac: utzpah
Jac: utzPSH
Jac: so passe
Chelsea: lol
Chelsea: methinks i will go to bed
Jac: we just got started
Jac: we're breaking new lexical ground here
Chelsea: btw the spell check on my adium did not say methinks was spelled wrong because crazy irish people still use it
Chelsea: but tis a funny looking word
Jac: doth mine eyes deceive me
Jac: methinks
Jac: blahblahblah
Jac: something poetic
Jac: poetric
Jac: poetricks
Jac: omg
Jac: OMG
Chelsea: what is going on
Jac: POE-TRICKS
“PS: A little German lesson. You may notice that I am spelling...”
– my Brecht professor.
one day I hope to be a cute English teacher with nuggets of wisdom such as these.
also we have to make lessons based on the estrangement of a banana.
:|
Alli: whatever
Alli: have you ever noticed how heavy boobs are?
Alli: well duh, of course you have
Jac: hahahaha
Jac: i hate my life.
my singular mission in life
is to remind Kevin when House is on.
one night in brooklyn and I'm spent
The soft buzz of the television is distracting enough to focus on some thing, some other thing than the stale stench of a Camel Light bra. There’s a weight on her shoulder but she’s trying to think of it—trying not to think of it at all, really—as a feeling unconnected to him. So help me God she is going to do something silly, he’s thinking. And the goosebumps are...
Watchthe greatest thing I have seen in a long while.
twothirty:
gifparty:
I can’t help but reblog Arrested Development gifs.
I have a folder on my external with 64 AD .gifs, no joke. Sometimes when I’m feeling sad I’ll just scroll through.. and laugh with myself. :’[
New Hampshire's team name? THE WILDCATS!
What time is it?
“He says it’s tempting in the springtime because he just wants to bite into...”
– Virginia, on an article in Vice about a Japanese dude eating some French chick.
re: hudson plane crash
Kevin: This is totally a viral ad for Lost starting up again
maybe next year.
Kevin: That demetri martin character is getting his own show soon
Jac: yeah
Jac: have you seen the songsmith commercial?
Kevin: nope
Kevin: worth watching?
Jac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E
Jac: absolutely
Kevin: S for songtastic
Jac: :)
Kevin: ...
Jac: :)
Kevin: I've broken my new year's resolution not to follow any stupid links from you already. :(
single speed raleigh commuter →
Looking for a bike to make the Boston Spring more enjoyable. This one includes a “document of possible authenticity.” Seems pretty legit.
http://lolshaq.com →
There is a BLIZZARD outside or some shit. It’s hella white and I probably wouldn’t be able to sleep if I tried, so instead I’ll scroll through pictures of Shaq and giggle to myself like a maniac.
up past 4am
According to bonerparty’s in-depth analysis this means that I am:
a crimefighting Fujiko
a samuraii pizza cat
a bounty hunter from the future who listens to blues and is super fucking moody
They all seem pretty plausible. I think I like the second option the most, but I’d probably eat myself.
flower power
Did anyone else watch the entirety of the Flower Power infomercial which aired immediately after SNL tonight? Amazing stuff. Only $150 for 175 songs. DEAL ALERT.
Dexter's Michael C. Hall Marries Co-Star
“Actor Michael C. Hall has wed Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the Showtime series Dexter.
Hall, 37, and Carpenter, 29 — who have been quietly dating for about a year and a half — eloped in California on New Year’s Eve, his rep tells The Associated Press.
At their wedding, Carpenter’s grandfather’s wedding band was attached to her bouquet of white...
Jonas Secrets →
bonusjonas:
[…]
Not only that, but earlier today, Kevin erased the memory on my Wii, just because I got a higher score than him on Rock Band and he got jealous.. and then I said, “Oh yeah!?” and threw some ninja stars at him! And he dodged them, but he was so scared.
He was like, “Whoa, Frankie! If I had known how much awesomer than me you are, I would never have made you so mad, and I...
i think i hate everyone on the new real world.
(via bringtheruckuss)
watching this right now; love everyone.
I know it’s too late for the Internet when my daily scan turns on and slows everything the fuck down. I set it for a time that I definitely will not be awake, and shit, man. Maybe I should change it to noon.
patentpending:
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/ CREEEEEEPY PASSSTTTAAAA D:
reading this, I couldn’t help but keep thinking about vagina dentata. spelunking, virgin caves, wanting to kill myself, &c.
