December 2008
12 posts
the art of craigslisting.
craigslisting:
I POSTED THIS AD:
JENNY EMAILED ME:
SO I CALLED KRISTAL:
THEN I EMAILED JENNY:
(Part one)
This is wonderful.
PS: Thank you, Noelle, for the amazing new tumblrs to follow.
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what the fuck is this shit
This break, I have made it my ultimate goal to read the entire Harry Potter series. I am currently reading the third (which was my favorite when I first read through them many years ago (but stopped once I finished the fourth)); however, it’s dawning on me that the page numbers increase almost exponentially as the series goes on! Brother, what a daunting task I have set for myself.
There...
my heart is on FIRE.
entry tags: * bacon * News * pie ...
I urge you to click this link.
http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because
burnt-out.
The following is how I know that I need to stop writing papers for a long while—
I am legitimately including the following sentence in my Modern American Novel final paper:
“Pedro Romero is the pinnacle of machismo.”
What the fuck does that even mean, I do not know, but it sure does sound fly as all hell.
metube.
what would people think of me if they knew all of the things I watched on youtube? I think I’m going to start logging them in a .doc (.odt actually, because fuck the man!) and post them at a later date. I am sure they will, as they say, bring the.. make people hate me.
in other news, it is 3:34a and have I written a single word of my paper since midnight? the answer is a resounding no. I am...
the final stretch.
I have 35+ pages to write over the course of the next two weeks. No sleep ‘til—
death. :[