February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
7 posts
SHE’S INSULTING THE BEAUTY THAT IS RYAN GOSLING, OH MY GOD, HOW DID I SPRING FORTH FROM THIS WOMAN SO MANY YEARS AGO
“Y’know, I’ve never seen one movie of his.”
”.. Of whose?”
“Harry Potter.”
Hour Home 9 of 72, in which my mother makes me watch a stupid romcom (which I would most probably love, laugh, and cry to otherwise) with her, after having a fight about why I don’t want to watch Friends with Benefits with her. This moment of clarity occurs during the...
The Pike Prank →
This is a thing that I enjoyed.
November 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
It rained, my neighbor mowed his lawn, and it rained again. Dude, cut it out.
June 2011
10 posts
a burden or a privilege, selfish.
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
epic:
thebastardzacharypearse:
swid:
ex-cathedra:
clintisiceman:
abloodymess:
thisistheglamorous:
Angle of Entry
Spanish Eddie
April In Paris
Alexander Brogden
Coquelicot Daaamn, I got some fancy french ass flowers genitals.
Carole Ferrier
“Girl wait ‘til you see my 1990 NHL Supplemental Draft”
Hate doing these, but had to do this: Coosawhatchie Formation.
“It’s all about being the cause of an erection. That’s our value. And if you...”
– Roseanne Barr (via pussybow)
“Can I go home now
& work with this undelivered
message in my fingertips...”
– “Shhh”, Inferno, Eileen Myles
I really need to stop reading facebook in the morning. Just puts me into a foul mood.
just added about 20 awful romcoms to my netflix instant queue. crying to bad movies post-midnight has kind of become a thing in my life.
May 2011
6 posts
For sure I can work a two-job, fourteen-hour day on three hours of sleep!
Why do I keep doing this?
the day of getting shit done
Apply to at least 10 jobs
Rewrite resume/apply to CRA summer position
Clean myself
Clean my clothes & FOLD for once, jesus christ
Clean my room, vacuum
Clean Jeffy’s cage
Call Mom
Call Dad
Get new jeans at UO
Take Haley to F21 for something
Costco trip
April 2011
9 posts
Mirah Recommendation
aaaand ran out of space.
forcing myself to listen to all of the new music I’ve acquired in the past month and a half by filling my iphone with it, almost exclusively.
“Music is life’s lubrication and makes love flow easier.”
– Mel Stringer, Girlie Pains mini #1
March 2011
22 posts
how do I get $30 to see the mountain goats on friday?
between a boy and his bro
does anyone still not have dropbox?
get it, and give me 250 extra mb and anything else you think I should have (new music, movies, good tv shows?). thanks in advance, brothas!
Today I was supposed to teach English classes and instead was bumped to a special education room. The kids were hilarious. (Student 1: “Miss, I can’t do this! I’m lost!” Student 2: “Jeez, man, when are you gonna be found?”) The aids were awful. (Aid: “Zzzzz….” in the back of the room.) I was alright. (Me: “LOL what’s going on right...