seekay:

My mom used to do this d.i.y face masque when I was a kid. The masque kinda became notorious before my brother or I existed - Kim used to frighten the bejeezus out of my cousins with its glaring orange and the absence of eyeholes. It is her own special concoction of grated apples, carrots and honey that she’d chill in the fridge for a few hours before she lay down on the couch with a towel spread underneath her head, another towel wrapped tightly around her hair, and paper towels stuffed in her ears and her collar. Then she’d painstakingly coat her face in the stuff, patting it smooth and thick, working her way around her forehead, her cheeks and chin, before finally shutting her eyes and covering them too.

Also nostalgic - vanilla ice cream with loads of cereal drowning it. There should be more cereal than ice cream to ensure that your mouth doesn’t get bored with the numb sweetness.

I won’t lie to you, I thought this post was about inside-out, harley babies.

jdelbalzo:

Conor Oberst ^                         Owl City Guy ^

Conor Oberst^                                                 Owl City Guy^

Discuss.

Discuss awkward boy poses that appear many more times throughout indiemusicland? Sure.

princesquid:

iamnotwolverine:

asav:

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day, Too: “Legend” Link cosplay t-shirt from Game Paused.

Business in the front — Master Sword in the back.

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I wants this.

ATTN: JSEV!

ahhhhhhhhhh I might actually need this.

princesquid:

bradicalmang:

absolutelyabsurd:

facesindisguise:

image-rose:

satanlovesyou:

violetlight:

anniele:

(via laurenmarek)

Oh. My. God. Click on the picture. At first I said, “Who has time to compile all of these together?!” But then as I spent the following 30 minutes with my jaw dropped, composing sweet, sweet symphonies - I took back my previous statement and replaced it with, “Why don’t more people take the time to make things like this?!”

This. This. This is amazing. I am in awe. Its beautiful!

Incredibly beautiful.. wow.

This is amazing.

wow, i don’t get how no matter what you press the sound always matches up. so lovely.

woaaah this is awesome

I’d certainly watch this if I could, but this might actually blow up my internet. Saving it for when I go back home. By the way, one month!

Everything that I love about the world collides at 4:15.

walpaper:

agglesauce: 9gag.com
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Whoooaaa.

Mind, how could you have been blown so easily?

seekay:

I discovered some salary quotes for “stressful” jobs:

Social Worker: $43,200
Special Events Coordinator: $35,900
High School Teacher: $43,000
News Reporter: $32,900

Meh. I’m truly meant to starve. That, or forever work two jobs at a time. Wait,wait,wait - I’d really like a job first.

YESSS I’m not lastttt

fuckyeahjewishmen:

(via synecdoche)

I’ll take one of each. Thanks.

when will I learn that an industrial load of sparkles is not a good costume accessory.

but Joe looks like an even prettier princess covered in them in the morning. :>